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- From: asdamick@unity.ncsu.edu (The BOB(c))
- Newsgroups: alt.config,alt.happynet,alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.the-bob
- Subject: New...and Improved! (WAS: new)
- Date: 18 Apr 1995 14:34:19 GMT
- Organization: Club BOB(c)
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- Todd A. Biggs (tab3@cec.wustl.edu) did mindlessly rant:
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- : new
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- Anyone tired of this? I think we need to add on:
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- "...and improved."
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- So much better.
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- That posting represents that spiel that Madison Avenue spews at us every
- day, that mind-numbing bat-dung that terrorizes our children and sucks our
- currency into their greasy little fingers, flinging it into the market of
- stock and redistributing our wealth among the rich and the dead. What a
- terrible farcical thing.
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- The BOB(c): Hello? Operator? I want one of THOSE.
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- Operator: Just give us your credit card number and your body weight.
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- The BOB(c): 5321 6745 8764 3673 177
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- Operator: Thank you for using AT&T.
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- The BOB(c): No, thank _you_.
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- Operator: Your Gut-Begone(tm) will reach you in 6 to 8 weeks.
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- The BOB(c): Sounds good. Got anything else?
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- Operator: Well, we have a surplus of Time-Life Books.
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- The BOB(c): Joy! I've been wanting to pick up some of those "Religions of
- the World" sets, with all the Spiffo pictures.
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- Operator: Your sectual preference?
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- The BOB(c): Me? Um...I've never had any sects. I'm a Version.
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- Operator: That will be $29.95, billed to your credit card with discretion
- under "Dynamo Entertainment".
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- The BOB(c): The books?
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- Operator: No, this phone call.
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- The BOB(c): But...!
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- Operator: You get what you pay for, pervert.
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- *click*
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- The BOB(c) -- And now for something completely indifferent.
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